New Job - Lingo Meanings

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What the New Job-Lingo Really Means:

CAREER-MINDED: Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE: We’ve filled the job; our call for resumes is just
    a legal formality.
SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE:
    You’ll need it to replace three people who just left.
REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS: You’ll have the responsibilities
    of a manager, without the pay or respect.
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS: Management communicates, you listen,
    figure out what they want and do it.
COMPETITIVE SALARY: We remain competitive by paying less than our
    competitors.
FLEXIBLE HOURS: Work 55 hours; get paid for 37.5.
ABILITY TO HANDLE A HEAVY WORKLOAD: You whine, you’re fired.
SELF-MOTIVATED: Management won’t answer questions

PS  Better find a time tested home based business of your own....